Ten things you should never do

Here are ten things you should never do:

1. Never say "Fat - ass" to a fat guy, results are are unpredictable!
2. Don't leave your home unless you have bigger plans, like moving to Bahamas
3. Don't ask a street bum "How you doing?", it's really obvious!
4. Never smoke right after you ate sweets, really harmful.Besides the taste of smoke will lost.
5. Never go to blind dates, results are unknown.
6. Never say "It's gonna be alright", unless you can reverse things you do to ruin his/her life.
7. Never compare cars to girls, these are two different entities which got nothing in common.
8. The only car deserves to be called "Jet" is Ferrari, others are just some tires and steel.So please stop calling your junk "Jet"!
9. Never brake up from your girlfriend unless you are sure she isn't going to destroy you and everything between.
10. Never say "Never", ever again.