Ten things you should never do

Here are ten things you should never do:

1. Never say "Fat - ass" to a fat guy, results are are unpredictable!
2. Don't leave your home unless you have bigger plans, like moving to Bahamas
3. Don't ask a street bum "How you doing?", it's really obvious!
4. Never smoke right after you ate sweets, really harmful.Besides the taste of smoke will lost.
5. Never go to blind dates, results are unknown.
6. Never say "It's gonna be alright", unless you can reverse things you do to ruin his/her life.
7. Never compare cars to girls, these are two different entities which got nothing in common.
8. The only car deserves to be called "Jet" is Ferrari, others are just some tires and steel.So please stop calling your junk "Jet"!
9. Never brake up from your girlfriend unless you are sure she isn't going to destroy you and everything between.
10. Never say "Never", ever again.

Why you shouldn't LIVE with your aunt/uncle?!

Here ten reasons that show why you shouldn't live with other families except your Mom and Dad:

1. First days are nice, but afterward it will get weird.They will order you to do something, not ask politely
2. They always ask for much of your services around.Like cleaning rooms, washing dishes and so on ...
3. You won't feel comfortable cause you can't run around the house naked!
4. You have to accept what is given to you and never ask for much.In such cases don't ask for much, this one lethal point for your future stay.
5. You have to share everything with others even your memories.Sharing memories is fun but not with every one.
6. There is always something missing about your works, like why haven't you picked your sucks from carpet just for one day among 100 days of your stay.
7. They always complain about how you act except in case you are just like them.
8. Remember:One person has got nothing to do to the other one in any condition.This means you are like yourself, none of two persons around this planet are same.Not even twins-like evil twin and good twin-.
9. The love being felt about you can change to hate just in one second in these places.
10. There is just one person in this planet who really loves you, and she is your mom.So never ask for love from others.

I hope these tips come useful for you.But don't forget "Home is where you feel like home"

Why living lonely is good

1- You can have all the beer you want
2- You can hang around naked in the house
3- You may not flush every time you visit WC
4- You can sing "I am singing in the rain" whit your scratchy voice in the shower
5- You may not wash the dishes for last 2 decades
6- Cleaning your house or room is not mandatory
7- You can freely surf all the dirty web sites on the Internet
8- You can sleep till 1 pm and no one would ask you to fix the garage door on Sunday
9- You can always consider yourself sexy(despite you're the greatest looser of all time)
10- At last, you can watch the stars at night and wonder "How on earth I become so lonely"!

Why you should love beer and other alcohol drinks?!

Ten reasons to love beer and wisky:
1- They make you drunk
2- You can find them almost anywhere
3- They make impossible look easy and possible. Like jumping of a car speeding at 90 mph.
4- They have the same effect as sex if drinked properly!!!!
5- They are an excuse to smoke more
6- They are sold in almost anywhere
7- They are the best way to forget your harsh day!
8- When you are drunk you feel more free
9- They are the best solution for depression
10- Thay are the only thing that can cause to think"I don't need a girlfriend!"

You might wondering why did I put something worthless like this on my blog. Here is the answer "Cause I am drunk!" hehehehehehe...