Why living lonely is good

1- You can have all the beer you want
2- You can hang around naked in the house
3- You may not flush every time you visit WC
4- You can sing "I am singing in the rain" whit your scratchy voice in the shower
5- You may not wash the dishes for last 2 decades
6- Cleaning your house or room is not mandatory
7- You can freely surf all the dirty web sites on the Internet
8- You can sleep till 1 pm and no one would ask you to fix the garage door on Sunday
9- You can always consider yourself sexy(despite you're the greatest looser of all time)
10- At last, you can watch the stars at night and wonder "How on earth I become so lonely"!